From One Mom To Another

Though my husband is not quite as “challenged” as the following, my sweet brother at 25 years old has had to call my sister a few times when my mom is out of town to ask her how to do laundry. You know, whites, lights, and darks, and what settings to wash them on. ( [...]

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.” With even greater emphasis he said, “And if I had All the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.” [...]

Dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Have a great weekend! Dear Diary, For my sixtieth birthday this year, my daughter Rachel (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school [...]

Sorry this is late ladies, my husband was supposed to publish yesterday for me since he had my computer, but he forgot.  I hope it brings a good laugh to your weekend. See you Monday. Emily has started Kindergarten. She loves her teacher, and loves her school. Last week her assignment was to memorize a [...]

A PRE-SCHOOL TEST FOR YOU Which way is the bus below traveling? To the left or to the right? Can’t make up your mind? Look carefully at the picture again.   Still don’t know? Pre-schoolers all over the United States were shown this picture asked the same question. 90% of the pre-schooler’s gave this answer. [...]

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while wife stayed home with the kids. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: “Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife gets to stay at home. I want her [...]

Today I thought I would share a funny story about a conversation with my daughter Emily. Let me set this up by saying two of my dearest friends, Melanie(28) and Shay (almost 33, Sorry girl ) are both single and have never been married. Because they are very close to me, like sisters I have [...]

Today I share some great women’s quotes. Some will make you think (a little) . Most will make you laugh. Have a great weekend! “Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.” Caryn Leschen “Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.” [...]

I have heard some say they can not cook, well unless this is you there is hope. Otherwise, live close to where they deliver! Have a great weekend! A Blonde Diary DEAR DIARY: It’s fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were [...]

A little boy comes home from church one day and seems very concerned. “Mom, we need to pray for God”. “Why do we need to pray for God, son?” “Because mom, God is tired all the time, and we need to pray for him.” A little confused the mother asks, “What makes you think God [...]